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How to tell a woman’s age.

  • November 8, 2013
  • By 50 Shades
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Woman applying cream

 

You can always tell how old a woman is, they say.  Just look carefully.  And no it’s not by looking at her wrinkles, her grey hairs or her middle age spread!  You just need to sneak a peek in her handbag, bathroom vanity or medicine cabinet!

 

20   Somethings

30-40   Somethings

50+   Somethings

 

Handbag Smart phone with spivvy phonecover

Credit card

Lip gloss

Concealer (to cover up that nasty pimple)

Scratched Sunglasses (because she never puts them in the case)

Tampons

Paracetomal

1,000’s of loyalty cards from various stores

Birth control pills.

Smart phone with smeared fingerprints on the screen

Credit card

Sunglasses (with broken arm)

Dummy

Baby wipes

Tissues

Nipple cream

Household bills (that should have been paid a week ago!)

Mobile phone (probably a standard Nokia)

Credit card

Senior’s card

Discount coupons (for everything imaginable)

Sunglasses in case

Reading glasses in case

Delicate hankies

Lipsticks (in every shade)

Nice little diary (so we don’t forget anything!)

 

Bathroom Vanity Lots of spilled over bottles of foundation & fake tan (trust me on this one!)

Pimple treatments

Teeth whitening products

A wide array of hair products

Bobby pins

Elastic hair ties

Ginormous amount of almost empty tubes and bottles of beauty products!

 

Makeup that is quiet ancient and only gets used on special occasions (when someone is babysitting the little ones!)

Skin care products (in the same category as makeup)

Homebrand toothpaste

Cotton buds and balls

Tampons

Homebrand Deodorant

Homebrand Hair products

 

Day cream & Night cream

Re-juvenating serum

Age spot fade cream

Anti-cellulite cream (you name the cream – we have it!)

Lip plumper

Denture cleaner

LBL sanitary pads (just in case!)

Estrogen cream (for the post menopausal woman)

Hair dye and hairspray

 

Medicine Cabinet Berocca and any other remedies for hangovers and

Paracetomal (which is taken for any little twinge!)

Birth control pills

Disused Antibiotic tablets (which they never complete the course)

Cold & Flu tablets

Bandaids (for blisters caused by horribly uncomfortable 6” heeled platform shoes!)

 

Infant Paracetomal           Unused pregnancy test kit

Bandaids with cute little animals on them

Disinfectant

Vitamins

Evening Primrose Oil (for PMS)

Berocca (for a quick pick-me-up after sleepless nights!)

 

Hemorrhoid cream

Menopausal relief tablets

Calcium, iron & magnesium

Vitamins C & D tablets

Fish oil

Glucosamine

Laxatives

Deep Heat (for those aches and pains).

 

 

Handbag

So the secret is not to carry around too many items that may give away your age!  I think it is a good thing to keep people guessing about your age as everyone ages differently depending on their genes, environment and lifestyles.  When someone asks my age I just smile and say I’m in my fabulous fifties!

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By 50 Shades, November 8, 2013 Kathy was a 50 something year old when she started up this blog 6 years ago, but has since turned over another decade and is now in her early 60s. She is married with two adult children and lives on the Tweed Coast of New South Wales, Australia. Kathy enjoys living life to the fullest and loves to keep fit and active by maintaining a healthy diet and exercising regularly. Some of her interests include reading, photography, travelling, cooking and blogging! Kathy works part-time as a freelance writer but her real passion is travelling and photographing brilliant destinations both within Australia and overseas and writing about it.
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50 Shades

Kathy was a 50 something year old when she started up this blog 6 years ago, but has since turned over another decade and is now in her early 60s. She is married with two adult children and lives on the Tweed Coast of New South Wales, Australia. Kathy enjoys living life to the fullest and loves to keep fit and active by maintaining a healthy diet and exercising regularly. Some of her interests include reading, photography, travelling, cooking and blogging! Kathy works part-time as a freelance writer but her real passion is travelling and photographing brilliant destinations both within Australia and overseas and writing about it.

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